1. theinturnet:

    ummm if you got a hot girl to ask high school boys to try and steal the declaration of independence, they’d probably do that too.

    It all makes sense now.

    (Source: theinturnetexplorer, via there-is-no-pumpkin)

  2. there-is-no-pumpkin:

    ‘Mom I need new film’

    Matches, duh!

    (Source: slaytanica)

  3. tentachan:

    mclovenasty:

    karkatvaginas:


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    wimP

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    did I do good

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    Hooray for flute players!

    (Source: hogfartsstoolofwitchcrap, via shalebridge)

  4. nintendonut1:

    turntechgoddamnit:

    fromthesimpleminded:

    thislexicalgap:

    what is happening

    You do not understand how much I would play this

    i have never seen a human bounce that way

    reblogging for lucas

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via there-is-no-pumpkin)

  5. very-sincerely-yours:

    notes found in the girls bathroom on my campus

    Notice how none of them say that any of it is particularly wrong or unjust.

    Because none of it is.

    (Source: jamthefish, via dieudechou)

  6. Someone needs to put this poor creature out of its misery…

    (Source: stupidandcynical, via jaessica)

  7. xlindziex:

    Wow, she’s really emotional about her shampoo, lmao.

    The shampoo crisis would definitely be my top priority. The fact that some person is taking pictures of me in the shower with bands and ties on my wrist and a ring on my finger is insignificant.

    (via noneed4pantsthanks)

  8. cheesemonkey119:

    It’s not like I wanted to help you finish your math homework….b-baka.

    (via shalebridge)

  9. spookyfries:

Be thou familiar, but by no means tsundere

    spookyfries:

    Be thou familiar, but by no means tsundere

    (via shalebridge)

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